Not really any irony in this but just a revelation that I've discovered.

Abstinence is an excuse for the inability to satisfy oneself in a sexual manner.

Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: nothing
Poor kid in Florida no? The one who brought the pellet gun to school and was taken out by swat. What was he planning on doing? shooting off some crows during recess? i feel bad for what happend but this is essentially like the guy on the plane with a "bomb." He lied about it, and was shot. The kid brought a gun to school be it lethal or not, and the SWATs job was to maintain safety, and they did it.

Old Woman, Mummified
Now Playing: Jolly Men- Open the closet
So apparently an old lady was found in an apartment not only dead, but mummified. It turns out that she has been dead for some two years now and she is still out of the ground.

She was sitting in her chair watching TV. When she died her live-in caretaker turned on the good ole Air Conditioner and let the woman stay there. Well the Air Conditioner didnt run forever and so police were notified when the smell death was present.

Fucking Weird Man. Fucking Weird.

Mouse Gets Revenge
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: Whale- Ouch, I just got blinded by the Lighthouse
So I was driving my to school today when I was listening to a radio show. A man who was fed up with a mouse that was in his house finally caught the damn thing. He didn't kill it so it musta been different kind of trap than the ones that kill on impact. So he was burning something in his yard in Mexico and he threw that bloddy varmin into the blaze. Little did he know that this was one determined mouse. That son-of-a-bitch, engulfed in flames, ran back into his house.

To make a short story shorter, the house went up in smoke and now that mexican lives out under the stars.

**I don't verify any facts in the articles I post**

Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: The PorkChops - Jacuzzi Lovin'
Alas! I have now joined the trendy teenage fad to join a webservice where I can post my thoughts and feelings.

Screw That! This is merely a way for me to make fun of idiots, the news, our awesome president, lame countries, etc.

We'll see what happens. Typically, I'll start something retarded like this and then eventually stop due to boredom, but we will give it a shot.

By the way, if you like the word retarded, I suggest that you see the movie The Ringer. It has a bunch of retarded humor and basically is a crude form of comedy.